One of the strange afflictions that's taken a hold of me since moving to New York City is a mysterious, incurable, unidentifiable skin rash. It's primarily confined itself to under one eye -- confounding dermatologist and ophthalmologist alike with its resilience and specificity. Beginning back in June, this ailment has caused incessant itching, redness, and swelling of the delicate under-eye area (not one easily dismissed by women of a certain age.)
In my ongoing quest to solve the problem, two weeks ago I visited a Chinese herbalist / acupuncturist. (This, after months of futile $50 copay doctor appointments and a full battery of contact allergy testing.) Frustrated by two rounds of failed acupuncture, said healer prescribed an alternative medicine chest full o' herbs late last week. Herbs, to drink. Stinky, witchy, weird-looking herbs. Much like my ailment: herbs that are unidentifiable, infinitely odd, and endlessly colorful.
I'm double-boiling them right now, fearing the moment of ingestion.
Man they stink.
In my ongoing quest to solve the problem, two weeks ago I visited a Chinese herbalist / acupuncturist. (This, after months of futile $50 copay doctor appointments and a full battery of contact allergy testing.) Frustrated by two rounds of failed acupuncture, said healer prescribed an alternative medicine chest full o' herbs late last week. Herbs, to drink. Stinky, witchy, weird-looking herbs. Much like my ailment: herbs that are unidentifiable, infinitely odd, and endlessly colorful.
I'm double-boiling them right now, fearing the moment of ingestion.
Man they stink.


