Okay, we're working again. I finally tracked the invisible ink problem to the monkey photo below. I linked it differently after much troubleshooting. Sneaky monkey.

As I was saying:

Here I am, doing my part for hard-hitting journalism, and helping to send searches on Kelly Monaco through the roof. I didn't even mention the conspiracists, who claim that John O'Hurley was unfairly ousted. I tend to agree, but those searches wouldn't have been nearly as hott.