I decided to keep 4 consecutive issues of US Weekly magazine as to later compile a comprehensive list based on everyone's favorite feature: Stars, They're Just Like Us! Or is that US? No matter. With a month's worth of material, I think we can safely determine whether or not we and the stars are, like, totally the same.

How many of these ring true for you?

1. They stretch and yawn!
2. They fight with parking meters!
3. They get self-tanner stains on their hands!
4. They take their friends shopping (ed note: this is the only item missing an exclamation point)
5. They love their Sidekicks! (this refers to the wireless device, not Nicole Richie)
6. They eat junk food!
7. They drop their Netflix!
8. Their kids feed the meter!
9. They play croquet!
10. They fix their friends' hair!
11. They play frisbee!
12. They buy paper towels!
13. Their dogs visit the vet!
14. They do bunny ears! (like in pictures, behind other stars' heads)
15. They eat fries!
16. They love slippers!
17. They ride bikes around the 'hood!
18. They crave gelato!
19. They scratch their noses! (a personal favorite, though the scratcher is Ray Romano in this case)
20. They take books to the beach!
21. They work out with fitness balls!
22. They multitask!
23. They inspect new clothes!
24. They shop at The Gap!
25. Their dogs mark the spot!
26. They lick their fingers!
27. They towel-dry their kids!
28. They get a pizza to go!

Wow, I didn't realize stars were so damn busy. FYI, I'm at 12/28. I'll work harder on craving gelato and getting a dog, so that I can be more like the stars...