10 Things I Want for My Birthday:

1. A monkey who can do human stuff, like golf.
2. To turn the clock back to when Tom Cruise wasn't crazy.
3. Everyone to go see Bishop Allen at The Independent on July 25.
4. For there to have been a mistake and Joey McIntyre really wasn't voted off.
5. To meet Howard Stern.
6. This necklace, if it's not already too outdated.
7. A photo with Arnold on Monday.
8. That this year's camping trip will be as fun as last year's.
9. A video clip of this.
10. World peace, love, and happiness.