Room service menu, all-day dining:

Light Meals
1. Large Cut Fries, Chilli & Mayonnaise
2. St. James Club Sandwich
3. Doorstep Lemon Brick Chicken & Mayonnaise
4. Omlette served with Fries

I repeat, Light Meals.

I've never seen anywhere willingly characterize their food with terms such as "doorstep" and "brick."

I should open up a salad bar here in London...