My brother's visiting right now. It's funny how, after 28 years of sibling-dom, I never really noticed how similar we are. For instance, we both:

1. Remove the little white booger-like things before scrambling eggs. (They're like, little white boogers!)
2. Insist on watching certain TV shows while eating.
3. Talk through said TV shows.
4. Overuse and inappropriately laugh at Instant Messenger emoticons.
5. Love to sleep.
6. Think being on vacation means a glass of wine at noon.
7. Exhibit slight OCD tendencies, though I've only returned to the house twice to make sure the cats hadn't escaped. He did it four times on Wednesday.
8. Nearly vomit when others chew with their mouths open.
9. Say there's no point to buying deli turkey if it's not "thinly sliced."
10. Exhibit an excessive number of food-related quirks.

I think the Neurotic New York Jewish mothership is calling. Poor Bryan, he's been cornered all week.