Yes, I am getting married in 9 days. No, I don't talk about it much here. There's enough of that in person. But, when one is pointed to something as glorious as this, one is ethically required to record it for posterity.

Every wedding vow, poem, and reading from Days of Our Lives

Talk about a labor of love.

One hundred times better than Urinetown!

I haven't had this much fun at a musical since Mamma Mia!

I laughed! I cried! I was forced to be a cliché of a cliché on my website!

Seriously, this play was so good. If you have or had anything at all to do with the web, you can't help but see something of your job/boss/self in it. Bravo!

It's nice to be pleasantly surprised every once in a while.

This morning, I learned that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are supposed to be holding their wedding in Kauai, Hawaii, on September 13-14.

Do you know who else will be in Kauai, Hawaii, on September 13-14? Yes, that's right, Allyson Krieger-Campbell and Bryan Campbell-Krieger. Straight off the honeymoon express.

Now, I know that a) the wedding itself is probably a lie, since the nauseatingly ubiquitous duo are undoubtedly broken up after the whole Gigli/strip club debacle, and b) they suck, but still! Still!

I see two potential outcomes, if there is any truth to this rumor:

1. Kauai is a nightmare of security people, barricaded roads, paparazzi, and employees who ignore normal guests.

OR

2. JenandBen meet lovely newlyweds AllysonandBryan hanging out in the lobby of the Princeville Hotel. The four good-timers have a few drinks, compare nuptial notes, and then go to a karaoke bar for a nightcap. They have a blast together. The next day, AllysonandBryan get a special package at the front desk of their hotel: It's a wedding invitation!

Now how good would those pictures be?

How can you not love a TV show whose episode descriptions include lines like this:

"Larry refuses to give Halloween candy to uncostumed teenagers."

How can you?