Today at Old Navy, for $118 I got:

1. Three sweaters, two turtleneck and one cardigan. Zip.
2. One pair of yummy fleece pants.
3. One cordouroy jacket. Red.
4. Two long-sleeve black shirts, for under things.
5. Three pairs of socks.

You really have to respect that, as much as it pains you. Really, you do.