This morning, I learned that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are supposed to be holding their wedding in Kauai, Hawaii, on September 13-14.

Do you know who else will be in Kauai, Hawaii, on September 13-14? Yes, that's right, Allyson Krieger-Campbell and Bryan Campbell-Krieger. Straight off the honeymoon express.

Now, I know that a) the wedding itself is probably a lie, since the nauseatingly ubiquitous duo are undoubtedly broken up after the whole Gigli/strip club debacle, and b) they suck, but still! Still!

I see two potential outcomes, if there is any truth to this rumor:

1. Kauai is a nightmare of security people, barricaded roads, paparazzi, and employees who ignore normal guests.

OR

2. JenandBen meet lovely newlyweds AllysonandBryan hanging out in the lobby of the Princeville Hotel. The four good-timers have a few drinks, compare nuptial notes, and then go to a karaoke bar for a nightcap. They have a blast together. The next day, AllysonandBryan get a special package at the front desk of their hotel: It's a wedding invitation!

Now how good would those pictures be?