I've been thinking lately, as we're all wont to do from time to time, about what I'm good at. Like, you know, what sort of alternate career path might I have chosen, or might still choose. So I'm working on this list. And I haven't gotten very far:

1. Painting my fingernails. (Note: This does not include painting anyone else's fingernails, just mine. Just these 10 right here.)
2. Egg-and-cheese on an English muffin.
3. Spelling difficult celebrity names like, "Pfeiffer" and "McConaughey." (And no, I didn't just doublecheck on IMDb. I swear.)
4. Finding obscure 80s songs on Kazaa.
5. Timing the fast-forward on my TiVo remote just so.

Feel free to send your analysis my way.