I call this one, My Darling Cheese.

Hello cheese.
You and your two meanings.
I adore each of you equally,
Like a mother with siamese twins.
Or just regular twins.

Cheese, the food --
Cheddar
Kraft singles
Montery Jack
Beloved Brie
You fill my heart and stomach with joy.

Cheese, the disparaging descriptor --
American Idol
Crossroads
Pour Some Sugar on Me
Old Navy
They can never tear us apart.

The big cheese
Cheesecake
Say cheese
"Grated cheese?"

Yes please, more cheese.