Things I Am Suspicious Of, Volume II

1. "Honey"-"Nut" Cheerios
2. My United frequent flyer miles
3. The failure of the US government to classify MSG as a addictive narcotic
4. 3.2 megapixels
5. The little tag on J Crew sweaters that should be removed before wearing
6. The Hollywood Miracle Diet
7. Hair conditioners that are still called "creme rinse"
8. The deal on a new lease my VW "sales manager" is trying to lay on me
9. Microsoft's stock split
10. Corbin Bernsen

Sequels are never as good as the original, but hey, we try. We try.