Girls everywhere, listen up! I have been inside the inner circle, and I have returned to tell the tale: What do boys talk about when we're not around, like at bachelor parties or, say, playoff football games? Well. the list looks something like this, not necessarily in the following order:

1. Public drunkeness
2. Farting
3. Penis size
4. College escapades
5. Bodily functions
6. Various sex acts
7. Howard Stern

I know, it's sort of a disappointment (with the exception of #7, of course.) But don't tell me you're really surprised.

Oh yeah, and the 49ers game was pretty damn amazing too.

And finally: J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!

I do love the football, if not the boy-talk.