Um, how did Thursday get here already?

Last night my waning faith in the youth of America was renewed, as Justin Guarini was nearly voted off of American Idol. He received the second fewest votes, which means he gets to stay, but it also means he's on shaky ground with his female fans. Miraculously. (I don't know if I mentioned this last week, but I actually tried to call to vote for someone else just so that Justin would not win. I'm sure I'm overreacting or something.)

The other fun part was when the actual loser of the night, Ryan Starr, described her vocal persona. "I'm half rock, half pop... And half R&B," she explained.