This weekend we're going to LA to visit my dear friend Stephanie. I've known Stephanie since 3rd grade. She has a baby, a mortgage, and a husband named Adam Sandler. He works for The Price Is Right -- no lie. The troubling part is, we'll be driving up 101 when the following things are occurring:

1. The 3-hour Survivor: Marquesas finale
2. The end-of-it-all X-Files finale
3. The second season's penultimate episode of Six Feet Under

This concerns me.