Complaints for April 30, 2002:

1. I can't stop being hungry.
2. The belt for my super-long jean jacket is mysteriously wet. This concerns me.
3. Heather is having a bad day.
4. I forgot to set Fear to record on the Tivo.
5. The light at the end of the exit ramp I use to get to work has inexplicably changed its timing. Now, it stays red for twice as long when I pull up to it in the morning. Who is responsible for this?

I'm sure there's more but that's all I can think of at the moment.